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TOP 50 Reasons to Date a Wrestler
1. we can *manhandle*.. its what we do.
2. we are used to rollin around all sweaty.
3. we are used to wearing close to nothing at all.
4. we are comfortable enough to get naked infront of a room full of other people.
5. we can beat up your x's.
6. we are masters at riding hips.
7. three words say it all : Saturday Night Ride.
8. we have unbearable stamina.
9. we are flexible as shit.
10. we can go hard for hours at a time.. and recover within minutes.
11. we are buff and stuff.
12. we are always fatter then you are.
13. we are masters at leg riding.
14. we can pin you down easily.
15. we can diet with you.
16. we know more moves then kamasutra.
17. we can share spandex.
18. we are supurb with our hands.
19. we can obey and control.
20. we can roll you to your back in a moments notice.
21. we know how to cradle you.
22. we will ride your hips and if that doesnt work we will push your head down.
23. you will NEVER be on top...for that long.
24. if you shoot down on us we will sprawl out
25. we define *high crotch*
26. you will go down before we do
27. if we force you down we will do it softly
28. so there is no such thing as *foul play*
29. when we 'sit in the chair' you will go down
30. we have one hell of a bear hug.
31. we can *switch* positions quickly
32. you will never complain to us for stalling.
33. you will start on your hands and knees, but we will put u on your back.
34. we will give you the choice: top, bottom, or standing.
35. we bleed as much as you do.
36. we will always gain control, no matter what position.
37. we can break a bone and keep going untill we are satisfied or time runs out.
38. we are used to full contact.
39. your tampons work wonders on a bloody nose.
40. we are used to listening to the other person moan in pain.
41. He always wears his headgear
42. Will eat anything
43. Knows when to push and pull
44. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance
45. Goes hard from start to finish
46. Can work a two-on-one
47. Knows how to use his hips
48. Can score from any position
49. Never stalls on bottom
50. KNOWS HOW TO RIDE
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